Thrall
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Build: Gong Thrall Build
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This is the one stop shop, bread and butter, ***********ing legit Thrall build. To start things off let's go over your main objectives, make it to level 10. That's it... no seriously just make it to 10 and you are guaranteed to booty blast your way to rank 19 like me. Once Thrall hits level 10 you can start banging the ****ing drum, aka Earthquake, aka Gongquake, aka the Big **** Theory, aka San Andreas Fault, aka ****wolf Ground Slam, aka Swinging past your knees-quake. I mean he will literally take the other team by the gooty hole and bring his doom hammer down upon their unprepared naked nuttocks (nuttocks - the area capturing both the ********* and the nut sack). Think of this like a wide 5 handed slap across someone's naked ***, except you have them bent over your legs and their nuts exposed between the legs. Not like you are staring into their *******, but more like you have their nuts pinched behind their legs; like some sort of drag contest. Also, it's important to note that although you have them naked and bent over your lap, you are neither sexually aroused or even excited about the scenario. This is more like "father-son disciplinary action" that must be done; even though you can barely bring yourself to do it. But, in some sick way, you derive pleasure from the screams of the innocent when you raise your mighty doom hammer (hand) into the sky and ask the gods to imbue your blow with such force that you shatter your son's... errr foe's resolve and leave them weeping in the corner.
Now that you are in the right mind set to play the once and true Gong King, let's discuss your main combos:
1. Gongquake + Attack + Lightning Rod **** Out + Attack + Red Wolf + Attack
or
2. ****quake + Attack + Red Rocket + Attack + Thor's Lightning **** + Attack
Once your Earthquake hits the floor, the other team will be running around like nut-less monkeys at a Nickleback concert. Tell you team to back the **** off so you can start dropping *****es like bad habits. If anyone on your team starts to give you sass just tell them to "watch and learn, I am on my way to Rank 19". If they continue to give you ****, just drop the link to this build and tell them that if they want to step outside then you will gladly "take them to prom and **** them on the dance floor".
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