Brian Holinka by vyrd

Holinka uses his mastery over twitter to identify his targets. Any enemy that initiates an attack on Holinka is afflicted with "Banhammer". Every attack Holinka lands against targets with "Banhammer" is slowed, suffers damage over time, and is unable to escape their fate.

Holinka bombards a target cone area with pocket dice. The damage dealt by this ability can be completely random. Anything from 1-10,000 is allowed.

Holinka spikes an enemy hero with a latency missile. This projectile is invisible, but the effects are instantaneous. The enemy hero is frozen in place while running backwards. After 8 seconds the hero will shoot forward into a wall, then stunned for another 8 seconds. After the stun expires, the hero then disconnects.

Holinka drops a massive chest on an enemy hero, stunning them for 3 seconds. The chest will persist in the battleground and is killable. When the chest is destroyed, ANYTHING could happen. That's fun right?

Holinka harvests the souls of all the doomed players currently in Ashran. He uses these souls to fuel an explosive bomb, immolating everything in its radius. Enemies struck by the center of the blast suffer 90% of their total HP instantly. The cloud of radiation then slows all enemies and causes them to be blinded. The rage caused from receiving this clearly balanced attack will cause a Battle.net browser to open on the WoW PvP forums, allowing the player to violenty ****post while they are unable to play the game.

Stuns the targeted enemy for 6 seconds, then fears them for 6 seconds. The enemy is then polymorphed for 4 seconds and then turned into a frog for another 4 seconds. The enemy is then frozen for 2 seconds and then stunned again for 4 seconds. If the target somehow has not died yet, they are instantly killed.