Stan Pines by spyro2002

While Stan is affected by any shield, 50% of the damage daelt to the shield is dealt to all enemies near him.

Cooldown:8 seconds

Place a tourist trap at the target location which deals 77 damage per second to nearby enemies. The tourist trap has 750 health and lats until destroyed.(Damage is dealt in 12 ticks of 7 damage per second)

Cooldown:12 seconds

For the next 3 seconds, whenever you deal damage generate 40 shields. When the effect expires, take damage equal to your current shield amount.

Cooldown:15 seconds

Throw the world's most distracting object at the target location.I It has 1100 health and it taunts all enemies that come to close to it. Lasts until destroyed.

Cooldown:70 seconds

Gain a 1600 point shield that decays over 12 seconds. The shield's decay still triggers Not what he seems.

Cooldown:70 seconds

Throw Ol' Goldy forward, hitting the first enemy hero in his path and starting to chew on them. This remonds them of the inevidability of death which causes them to take 100% of their maximum health as damage over 25 seconds, at a rate of 1% max health damage every 0.25 seconds.

Ol' Goldy doesn't affect the following heroes:
-Anub'Arak
-Arthas
-Auriel
-Azmodan
-Diablo
-Kel'thuzad
-Leoric
-Malthael
-Medivh
-Stitches
-Stukov
-Sylvanas
-The Butcher
-Tyrael
(All of these heroes are either already dead or immortal, so 'reminding them of the inevidability of death' wouldn't really affect them.)

Additionally Ol' Goldy can be thrown on an ally Xul to heal him for 100% of his maximum health over 25 seconds.
(take it from Xul's words: So that's what death feels like, I miss it already!). Be careful! This also works with enemy Xuls!


Passive:Restes the cooldown of Cash Shower upon activation.

Stan has a unique mount animation that has him summon a driving bear to drive him in his car.