Hi I'm Zahan,
TLDR guide: Kael'thas Patch
Questions: Twitter @addic03 or twitch.tv/addic03
enjoy.

T1: Take a big whiff, ah smells like healing.

T2: I can literally hear myself getting fatter.

T3: Oooh i found a chicken under one of my folds.

T4: I am so fat lesser beings orbit my (m)***.

T5: Helps you chase the icecream truck that you happen to be melting.

T6: I love it when you pull on my nipple rings.

T7: Shield them with your layers.

T1: Threeeeee pointerrrrr kooooobeeeeeeeeeeeee bryyyyyaanntt

T2: Yo where all the white women at.

T3: He's on fire! oh wait thats your buildings.

T4: Windmill dunks from the back line.

T5: Refs don't even care I'm not dribbling.

T6: Break your ankles and set them on fire.

T7: Suck the gravity right out of the map.