Hi I'm Addiction,
TLDR guides: Monk Patch
Questions: Twitter @addic03 or twitch.tv/addic03
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T1: Stay in the fight longer.

T2: Drain them dry.

T3: You can run ...they can't.

T4: I prefer hype for teamfight but RR is better for dueling.

T5: This adds up fast with all the shooting you do.

T6: Must attack faster.

T7: Attack speed for days.

T1: Recruit some troops.

T2: Eat buildings/mercs for hp.

T3: Make them QQ with lots of Qs.

T4: Laser beams.

T5: Twice the building stopping power.

T6: Bang your buildings dead *******.

T7: OOOOOH YEAH BIG ELBOW FROM THE TOP ROPE!

T1: Endurance for those long bouts.

T2: Oooh yeah tastes like beefy spice.

T3: Stunned by the Savagery of your strikes.

T4: Ohh yeah call on the Sensational Sherri and Miss Elizabeth.

T5: Break that choke hold and send'm to the ropes.

T6: Show them why you're the greatest world champion of all time.

T7: Mesmerise them ladies, ooh yeah.